He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

[RAIDER]

His disposition does not depend on you.

.....but you're disposition depends on him.

 

[RAIDER]

At a NFL game when his team was driving for the winning touchdown he yelled, "Folks in the corridor please be quiet!" and they were.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

The Pope kissed his ring.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Dr. Phil goes to him for counseling.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

When mechanics can't fix their cars, they take it to him so he can anoint the car with oil.

 

[RAIDER]

When mechanics can't fix their cars, they take it to him so he can anoint the car with oil.

Fresh oil I presume.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

When he baptizes, at the end there is no more room.

 

[RAIDER]

When successfully soul winning at some point he has to call it quits.

 

[RAIDER]

When he sings "Bringing in the Sheaves" they do.

 

[IFB X-Files]

When he visits Muslim countries, they kneel in prayer facing the direction of Hammond out of respect.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

His 3x5 cards are really 4x6 and they still fit in his shirt pocket!

 

[fishinnut]

He had a "selfie" of himself & JH before there ever was what is now referred to as a "selfie".

 

[RAIDER]

When he baptizes, at the end there is no more room.

Classic!

 

[RAIDER]

When he visits Muslim countries, they kneel in prayer facing the direction of Hammond out of respect.

Nicely done!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Single-handedly, his sermons are what is keeping the cassette tape industry in operation!

 

[IFB X-Files]

Single-handedly, his sermons are what is keeping the cassette tape industry in operation!

Honestly, I really do miss cassettes.

 

[prophet]

If i called his name, everybody on the Forum would know who he is.

This was always such a teaser.

Earnestly Contend

 

[fishinnut]

If i called his name, everybody on the Forum would know who he is.

This was always such a teaser.

Earnestly Contend

I don't remember his name but I remember his face & how many times he quoted JH.

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

If i called his name, everybody on the Forum would know who he is.

This was always such a teaser.

Earnestly Contend

I don't remember his name but I remember his face & how many times he quoted JH.

such a teaser - Yes -

 

[prophet]

If i called his name, everybody on the Forum would know who he is.

This was always such a teaser.

Earnestly Contend

I don't remember his name but I remember his face & how many times he quoted JH.

such a teaser - Yes -

I always spent the rest of the service guessing who he was talking about.

Earnestly Contend