He is......the most interesting Hacker in the world!

He built an addition to his house to hold the collection of antique Sunday School buses that he owns.
 
Inanimate object write poems about him.
 
When a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, he hears it.
 
He knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.
 
He can keep his left hand from knowing what his right hand is doing.
 
He doesn't believe in a tithe as he has never given anything less than 100% in anything he has ever done.
 
He can even keep his right hand from knowing what his left hand is doing.
 
If he even looks at a liar, their clothes burst into flames.
 
Donald Trump confessed his sins to him.
 
Hundreds were saved at his revival service and he didn't even have an invitation.
 
Even his topical messages are expository. 
 
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