Get Your Bible Doctorate Here

[standingtall]

Yes boys (but NOT girls), you too can have a Doctorate of Expository Preaching!  Just go here http://cfebp.weebly.com/index.html and sign up!  For the low price of just $250.00 they can have you preachin' like the REAL Independent Baptist Fundamental KJV-Only Firebrand Preeeeecheerrrsssss!!!!  And of course, you get to put the title "Dr." in front of your name!



If this wasn't so hilarious, I'd puke; sadly, however, it's not too hard to believe that there are stupid, gullible preachers and hyper-fundies who actually sign up for this trash to "make a name and title" for themselves.  What is even funnier is that these idiots actually feel entitled to have "Dr." in front of their name.

 

[wheatpenny]

Funny thing is that they just offer the "doctorate", not a bachelor's and master's first (anyone who has a "doctorate" with no bachelor's and or master's degrees behind it, you can bet they got it from a diploma mill).

 

[Izdaari]

"Doctor of Expository Bible Preaching"? 

 

[T-Bone]

Not any worse than those non accredited church based "Bible Kawleges" handing out their "doctorates" and having these men walk around calling each other "Dr." ...when in reality for most of them the only doctorate degree they would qualify for is ignorance and sheep fleecing!

 

[Izdaari]

So what kind of job can I get with a DEBP? Professor at a seminary? Any college teaching job at all? No. Pastor? No, not unless it's an ignoramus church.

If I put on my resume or hang on my wall a Doctorate of Expository Bible Preaching from some place nobody ever heard of, all I'll get is laughed at.

 

[standingtall]

And they'll probably have church members worshiping at their feet when the get their "doktrate". 

Case in point from the "graduation picture" on the site:

"Congratulations to Bro. Craig Westbrook.  He was presented
his Doctorate in Expository Preaching in a ceremony at
Mt Herman Baptist Church in Chickamauga Georgia on
March 4th 2012."

Can you say "Stupid Church People"?  Incidentally, it should be "Mt. Hermon" instead of "Mt. Herman" like it states on the site.  You'd think someone with a Bibul Doktrate would know that.

 

[rsc2a]

And they'll probably have church members worshiping at their feet when the get their "doktrate". 

Case in point from the "graduation picture" on the site:

"Congratulations to Bro. Craig Westbrook.  He was presented
his Doctorate in Expository Preaching in a ceremony at
Mt Herman Baptist Church in Chickamauga Georgia on
March 4th 2012."

Can you say "Stupid Church People"?  Incidentally, it should be "Mt. Hermon" instead of "Mt. Herman" like it states on the site.  You'd think someone with a Bibul Doktrate would know that.

hehe....

So is this pastor acknowledging his iniquities and transgressions? Is he admitting that he has "scattered [his] favors to the strangers under every green tree" (obvious Christmas reference)? Is he saying he's faithless and a harlot with many lovers?

 

[T-Bone]

And they'll probably have church members worshiping at their feet when the get their "doktrate". 

Case in point from the "graduation picture" on the site:

"Congratulations to Bro. Craig Westbrook.  He was presented
his Doctorate in Expository Preaching in a ceremony at
Mt Herman Baptist Church in Chickamauga Georgia on
March 4th 2012."

Can you say "Stupid Church People"?  Incidentally, it should be "Mt. Hermon" instead of "Mt. Herman" like it states on the site.  You'd think someone with a Bibul Doktrate would know that.

hehe....

So is this pastor acknowledging his iniquities and transgressions? Is he admitting that he has "scattered [his] favors to the strangers under every green tree" (obvious Christmas reference)? Is he saying he's faithless and a harlot with many lovers?

You caught that too...classic ignoramous approach and proof texting...it does not matter what the Scripture says, all that matters is what "I" need it to say.  Pathetic!

 

[rsc2a]

You caught that too...classic ignoramous approach and proof texting...it does not matter what the Scripture says, all that matters is what "I" need it to say.  Pathetic!

And the degree was for expository Bible preaching!

bwahahaha

 

[HeDied4U]

Yes boys (but NOT girls), you too can have a Doctorate of Expository Preaching!  Just go here http://cfebp.weebly.com/index.html and sign up!  For the low price of just $250.00 they can have you preachin' like the REAL Independent Baptist Fundamental KJV-Only Firebrand Preeeeecheerrrsssss!!!!  And of course, you get to put the title "Dr." in front of your name!

If this wasn't so hilarious, I'd puke; sadly, however, it's not too hard to believe that there are stupid, gullible preachers and hyper-fundies who actually sign up for this trash to "make a name and title" for themselves.  What is even funnier is that these idiots actually feel entitled to have "Dr." in front of their name.

Darn!! If my credit card wasn't maxed out, I'd jump all over this offer. I've been wanting to add a Doctorate to my already long list of educational accomplishments. I finally get my chance and I can't do a thing about it. Man, I am so disappointed.  :'(

  8) 

 

[BALAAM]

I am ifb and my biggest contention with this is that most of the ifb crowd that I am aware of have nothing but disdain for accreditation in their own schools. Now to each his own and that is fine if you believe it but then I really don't understand the compulsion on the part of said preachers to have some type of doctorate. I don't believe the average pentecostal is of this mindset; Are they?

 

[standingtall]

I am ifb and my biggest contention with this is that most of the ifb crowd that I am aware of have nothing but disdain for accreditation in their own schools. Now to each his own and that is fine if you believe it but then I really don't understand the compulsion on the part of said preachers to have some type of doctorate. I don't believe the average pentecostal is of this mindset; Are they?

Pentecostals appear to have plenty of non-accredited Bibul Kawledges also.  They also appear to have a habit of passing out Honorary Doctorates. 

 

[Izdaari]

I am ifb and my biggest contention with this is that most of the ifb crowd that I am aware of have nothing but disdain for accreditation in their own schools. Now to each his own and that is fine if you believe it but then I really don't understand the compulsion on the part of said preachers to have some type of doctorate. I don't believe the average pentecostal is of this mindset; Are they?

I can't speak for any other Pentecostal denominations, but all the Assemblies of God schools listed on the national website are accredited, as is our local AG college, Northwest University. And my AG pastor has an accredited doctorate from a major  seminary. Doctorates are certainly not required for AG pastors. Most seem to begin with just a Bachelor's degree (accredited - whether a non-accredited one would be accepted is on a case by case basis; officially the education requirement is that they have some, at the discretion of the ordination board), though they generally go on to eventually get a Master's at least.

 

[BALAAM]

I am ifb and my biggest contention with this is that most of the ifb crowd that I am aware of have nothing but disdain for accreditation in their own schools. Now to each his own and that is fine if you believe it but then I really don't understand the compulsion on the part of said preachers to have some type of doctorate. I don't believe the average pentecostal is of this mindset; Are they?

I can't speak for any other Pentecostal denominations, but all the Assemblies of God schools listed on the national website are accredited, as is our local AG college, Northwest University. And my AG pastor has an accredited doctorate from a major  seminary. Doctorates are certainly not required for AG pastors. Most seem to begin with just a Bachelor's degree (accredited - whether a non-accredited one would be accepted is on a case by case basis; officially the education requirement is that they have some, at the discretion of the ordination board), though they generally go on to eventually get a Master's at least.

What I meant was this: In most of our conferences they love to have a speaker who they love to advertise and introduce as Dr. Somebody. Many times they refer to each other as Dr. so and so. Most of the pentecostal conferences I have seen or heard of are content to call each other brother or pastor or evangelist.

 

[Ransom]

Can you say "Stupid Church People"?  Incidentally, it should be "Mt. Hermon" instead of "Mt. Herman" like it states on the site.  You'd think someone with a Bibul Doktrate would know that.

Maybe he's a "Faithful Providor" too!

 

[El Cid]

Yes boys (but NOT girls), you too can have a Doctorate of Expository Preaching!  Just go here http://cfebp.weebly.com/index.html and sign up!  For the low price of just $250.00 they can have you preachin' like the REAL Independent Baptist Fundamental KJV-Only Firebrand Preeeeecheerrrsssss!!!!  And of course, you get to put the title "Dr." in front of your name!



If this wasn't so hilarious, I'd puke; sadly, however, it's not too hard to believe that there are stupid, gullible preachers and hyper-fundies who actually sign up for this trash to "make a name and title" for themselves.  What is even funnier is that these idiots actually feel entitled to have "Dr." in front of their name.

Have you taken this course?  How do you know that it is fake?  You sound judgmental.

 

[Ransom]

Have you taken this course?  How do you know that it is fake?

Oh, geez.

$250 flat rate for a "doctorate."
No Bible courses required.
No dissertation (a general requirement of any doctoral program is a substantially original thesis, defended orally).
No undergraduate prerequisite.
Amateurish Web site hosted on a freebie host.
Multiple spelling and grammar issues (including, in one instance, the name of a faculty member on his own page).
An entire faculty of "professors" without a single earned Ph.D. amongst them from a recognized graduate institution.

You sound judgmental.

You sound ignorant.

 

[T-Bone]

Yes boys (but NOT girls), you too can have a Doctorate of Expository Preaching!  Just go here http://cfebp.weebly.com/index.html and sign up!  For the low price of just $250.00 they can have you preachin' like the REAL Independent Baptist Fundamental KJV-Only Firebrand Preeeeecheerrrsssss!!!!  And of course, you get to put the title "Dr." in front of your name!



If this wasn't so hilarious, I'd puke; sadly, however, it's not too hard to believe that there are stupid, gullible preachers and hyper-fundies who actually sign up for this trash to "make a name and title" for themselves.  What is even funnier is that these idiots actually feel entitled to have "Dr." in front of their name.

Have you taken this course?  How do you know that it is fake?  You sound judgmental.

I want to say that no one can be this stupid...but time and time again you prove me wrong!

 

[BALAAM]

Yes boys (but NOT girls), you too can have a Doctorate of Expository Preaching!  Just go here http://cfebp.weebly.com/index.html and sign up!  For the low price of just $250.00 they can have you preachin' like the REAL Independent Baptist Fundamental KJV-Only Firebrand Preeeeecheerrrsssss!!!!  And of course, you get to put the title "Dr." in front of your name!



If this wasn't so hilarious, I'd puke; sadly, however, it's not too hard to believe that there are stupid, gullible preachers and hyper-fundies who actually sign up for this trash to "make a name and title" for themselves.  What is even funnier is that these idiots actually feel entitled to have "Dr." in front of their name.

Have you taken this course?  How do you know that it is fake?  You sound judgmental.

I want to say that no one can be this stupid...but time and time again you prove me wrong!

Don't jump to any conclusions here but I am thinking of having a booth at the county fair this summer and for $25.00 I will give out doctorates. Of course they will have to answer a couple of questions first.

 

[T-Bone]

Yes boys (but NOT girls), you too can have a Doctorate of Expository Preaching!  Just go here http://cfebp.weebly.com/index.html and sign up!  For the low price of just $250.00 they can have you preachin' like the REAL Independent Baptist Fundamental KJV-Only Firebrand Preeeeecheerrrsssss!!!!  And of course, you get to put the title "Dr." in front of your name!



If this wasn't so hilarious, I'd puke; sadly, however, it's not too hard to believe that there are stupid, gullible preachers and hyper-fundies who actually sign up for this trash to "make a name and title" for themselves.  What is even funnier is that these idiots actually feel entitled to have "Dr." in front of their name.

Have you taken this course?  How do you know that it is fake?  You sound judgmental.

I want to say that no one can be this stupid...but time and time again you prove me wrong!

Don't jump to any conclusions here but I am thinking of having a booth at the county fair this summer and for $25.00 I will give out doctorates. Of course they will have to answer a couple of questions first.

I can't say anything for fear El Cid might think I would be judging you!!!! 8)