Funny memes

[Dr. Huk-N-Duck]

 

[AverageJoe]

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That's more sad than funny.....UGH!

 

[AverageJoe]

 

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[abcaines]

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Q: If you take a Mormon fishing with you, how do you keep him from drinking all your beer?

A: Take another Mormon with you.

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

Saw this posted in a FB a group:

So my church is starting a kids story hour at the local library. The pastor and I have been discussing stories and books to read to the kids. We are IFB so we are going to make sure these kids leave being fundamentalists. Some of what we are considering reading to them are the following:

- "The Hyles Church Manual" by Jack Hyles
- "Bobbed hair, bossy wives and women preachers" by John R. Rice
- "Blue Denim and Lacy" by Jack Hyles
- "Tom Malone: The Preacher from Pontiac"
- "The Diary of David Brainerd" by Jonathan Edwards
- Basically any Oliver B. Greene commentary

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Saw this posted in a FB a group:

So my church is starting a kids story hour at the local library. The pastor and I have been discussing stories and books to read to the kids. We are IFB so we are going to make sure these kids leave being fundamentalists. Some of what we are considering reading to them are the following:

- "The Hyles Church Manual" by Jack Hyles
- "Bobbed hair, bossy wives and women preachers" by John R. Rice
- "Blue Denim and Lacy" by Jack Hyles
- "Tom Malone: The Preacher from Pontiac"
- "The Diary of David Brainerd" by Jonathan Edwards
- Basically any Oliver B. Greene commentary

I would suggest, "Let's Use Forms and Letters." That's the cutting edge in technology.

 

[illinoisguy]

Don't forget "Christian Manhood Manual" by Dave Hyles - this book is truly essential for the proper spiritual formation of a well-rounded IFB young man - these principles worked so well for Dave, didn't they?

Dave Hyles - "A Chip Off the Old Block"

 

[AverageJoe]

Don't forget "Christian Manhood Manual" by Dave Hyles - this book is truly essential for the proper spiritual formation of a well-rounded IFB young man - these principles worked so well for Dave, didn't they?

Dave Hyles - "A Chip Off the Old Block"

Then let me see...You're saying he's a Bull Chip? I just stepped in a chip last week! LOL

 

[Ekklesian]

Then let me see...You're saying he's a Bull Chip? I just stepped in a chip last week! LOL

Yes, exactly. I think they're saying his doctrine was phall-acious.

 

[AverageJoe]

Yes, exactly. I think they're saying his doctrine was phall-acious.

You're one sick puppy, and you continue to prove your perversion.

 

[Ekklesian]

You're one sick puppy, and you continue to prove your perversion.

Um, Joe, don't look now, but that's kinda the point of the meme.

 

[AverageJoe]

Um, Joe, don't look now, but that's kinda the point of the meme.

 

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