Did he just say that from behind the pulpit?

[RAIDER]

I once heard a good, ol' preacher tell a story about a soldier on  latrine duty who doused them with the wrong type of fuel before lighting them. After the explosion, the soldier acquired a new nickname, and although he did not want to tell it in church it started with an "S" and ended with "shooter". My mom was there and she almost walked out from the second row, center aisle.

Are we bringing Vineyard into this conversation? 

 

[patriotic]

I once heard a good, ol' preacher tell a story about a soldier on  latrine duty who doused them with the wrong type of fuel before lighting them. After the explosion, the soldier acquired a new nickname, and although he did not want to tell it in church it started with an "S" and ended with "shooter". My mom was there and she almost walked out from the second row, center aisle.

Are we bringing Vineyard into this conversation? 

I am not entirely certain I ever heard him speak without his telling a story mentioning  a restroom some way, some how.

 

[prophet]

I once heard a good, ol' preacher tell a story about a soldier on  latrine duty who doused them with the wrong type of fuel before lighting them. After the explosion, the soldier acquired a new nickname, and although he did not want to tell it in church it started with an "S" and ended with "shooter". My mom was there and she almost walked out from the second row, center aisle.

Are we bringing Vineyard into this conversation? 

I am not entirely certain I ever heard him speak without his telling a story mentioning  a restroom some way, some how.

Once, at Fair Haven, he walked the pews back to the back, went to the restroom, came back out, live mic the whole time, and went back to preaching...
He wasn't invited back.

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[Twisted]

... went to the restroom, came back out, live mic the whole time

Church needs a new sound man.

 

[patriotic]

Another time, a preacher started reading in Genesis where Eliezer journeyed to find Isaac a bride, stopping at the well where Rebekah offered to draw water for camels as well. He stopped reading and called out the name of an upper-30-something,  single lady in church, asking her to stand up.

As she stood up, he said, "Miss ___, you've been looking for a husband. You better be looking for some camels to water!"

 

[sword]

Any of Tom Williams talks about intimacy, marriage or his personal views on Song of Solomon.

 

[prophet]

Any of Tom Williams talks about intimacy, marriage or his personal views on Song of Solomon.

Yes!
I was embarrassed for the females present.

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