Chuck Norris, HACker

When Chuck Norris preaches, open-toes shoes heal themselves.
 
This thread is a repeat of the Most Interesting Hacker thread.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't make excuses, he makes posts.
 
Chuck Norris once met an obstinate parent who would not agree to let his 8 kids ride the bus.

Chuck quietly pointed to the tip of his left boot, then pointed to the right side of the man's face, then gave him "the look".

The kids became faithful riders and all graduated from HAC.

Chuck calls his technique, "Sole-Winning"
 
Every Sunday morning, Jack Hyles would wait in the alley until Chuck Norris checked his haircut.
 
Chuck Norris unusual job to pay his tuition:

http://youtu.be/T-D1KVIuvjA
 
Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
 
Chuck Norris challenged Teri to a pickle biting contest.

Teri bit the ends off 200 pickles in 10 minutes.

Chuck bit the middles off 300 pickles in 10 minutes.

Chuck wins.
 
Someone asked Chuck if he remembered Pearl Harbor.

Chuck said he remembers all the girls he's dated.

 
Chuck Norris asked CF out on a date.

Chuck Norris regretted asking CF out on a date.
 
Chuck Norris was hired to be security for HAC security.
 
During his summers, Chuck Norris was hired to drain, clean and fill pools.

If you wanted to save money, he would only fill the shallow end.

 
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