Bibles and booze mix Sunday mornings

[Izdaari]

This is probably the most arrogant statement in the article.

If Jesus returned to Earth, he'd probably kick back at the Flora-Bama, said Jack de Jarnette, a founding pastor of the church.

It might be arrogant. But it might also be true.

Even if He did would any one recognize him assuming he veils his glory? He would have to perform miracles. I don't think he'd just be kicking back.

I guess that would depend on the purpose of his visit. If he just wanted to chill with some of his followers, I don't suppose anyone would recognize him. After all, nobody really knows what he looks like. The best speculation I've heard was from Billy Graham (he wrote a book about it), and it said he was probably a short, swarthy Middle Eastern looking guy, about the same as what the History Channel guys were trying to reconstruct. Well, yeah, but that wouldn't especially stand out in my city.

"Hey, look! Isn't that Cheech Marin?"

 

[OZZY]

This is probably the most arrogant statement in the article.

If Jesus returned to Earth, he'd probably kick back at the Flora-Bama, said Jack de Jarnette, a founding pastor of the church.

Love the WINOS for Jesus