BATTLE STATIONS!!

[prophet]

Aww......C'mon......I just got my bottle of Wendell Evans Hair Tonic For Men!  This was just my first attempt to get it right.  Sure hope I do better tomorrow!

He wears his hair to the back
With a little bit of slack
Cuz parting on the side is Wikkitty- Wikkitty-Wikkitty Wack.

 

[Sherryh]

I'm laughing out loud.  8)

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I would put a drop of that stuff under my signature.  Kids would lick it all the way home!  ;D

 

[Sherryh]

Your humor cracks me up every time!!! LOL!

 

[cast.sheep]

"Now...now....IFB X-Files....You already HAVE a really cool username!  How about something Elsa, Anna, or Olaf instead???"

 

[Sherryh]

1. I would never have walked out my dorm door with that short tight skirt....NEVER
2. I'm not that talented to draw lines on my legs that cracks me up!!
3. The only party I went to was Valentine with my future husband...otherwise I was cleaning bathrooms...

PS Thank you for making me laugh... 8)

 

[Binaca Chugger]

I think I can hear the Binaca swishing in the overaized bottle! 

I wonder if I need to tithe on this gift?  Preacher, I may not have one tenth, but Raider here just gave me two fifths! 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

I think I can hear the Binaca swishing in the overaized bottle! 

I wonder if I need to tithe on this gift?  Preacher, I may not have one tenth, but Raider here just gave me two fifths! 

YMBAH if you know what that's all about!

 

[16KJV11]

I think I can hear the Binaca swishing in the overaized bottle! 

I wonder if I need to tithe on this gift?  Preacher, I may not have one tenth, but Raider here just gave me two fifths! 

YMBAH if you know what that's all about!

Guilty! :

 

[qwerty]

I still got it!

 

[Sherryh]

you split your pants going down LOL!  Merry Christmas my friend!!

 

[Sherryh]

I read these to my husband he's laughing out loud...

 

[16KJV11]

I can't believe Sumner stabbed me in the back after all I did for him!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

Apparently we made up, cuz I was rooting for the Packers to win it all.  I kept waiting for a tornado to blow both the Patriots and the Seahawks into the ocean, forcing a Super Bowl between Green Bay and Indy. 

GO PACK!

 

[Sherryh]

Your humor is A+....I'm still laughing!!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Are you suggesting that Tom is a "yes man"? Seems to me he has a mind of his own...

 

[16KJV11]

No respect...NO respect!

 

[BALAAM]

Bob Gray will have something to say about this I am sure!

 

[Sherryh]

That was good....humor is good medicine!! God bless you my friend!!

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Everybody! Please look for the missing pages to my Wisdom Manual! They have to be here somewhere!"