An ad in the Sword of the Lord

[OZZY]

Anyway, the ad stated among other things that every preacher would receive a Bible signed by all of the speakers and...........drum roll please............a copy of Jack Hyles' ordination certificate.

How many years do you shave off your stay in Baptist Purgatory by kissing a copy of Jack's ordination certificate?

On the other hand, if you're only licensed and possess a working knowledge of Photoshop, you can take said certificate,
Photoshop your own name in there and voila!  You're now ordained by the same council as Jack Hyles!!!!!

Gee, wouldn't that be something? Pastor Izzy, ordained by the Hyles bunch. 

(I likely will actually seek ordination at some point, but probably through either TEC or ELCA.)

I was going to ask what TEC was until I figured, "Duh!  The Episcopal Church!"

And that said, if all goes well in the next week, I will be a member of the incoming fall class at the
United Church of Christ-run Eden Theological Seminary.  You just don't get any more Freebird than
that.

Actually you can, and you seem to be just a step away it's called atheistism

Technically, they aren't atheists, they're apostates....

Correct which means they are one step away from atheistism

 

[Sherryh]

Chris, I'm wondering how Berean is holding a conference? They owe alot of employees monies not paid when they worked there.........You haven't missed anything coming out of Berean.............. 8)

 

[Agent P]

I was going to ask what TEC was until I figured, "Duh!  The Episcopal Church!"

Right. They use TEC these days, have stopped using ECUSA.

And that said, if all goes well in the next week, I will be a member of the incoming fall class at the
United Church of Christ-run Eden Theological Seminary.  You just don't get any more Freebird than
that.

Very cool, Agent P! I hope all goes well then.  ;D

All went well.  I was notified today that I have been admitted!

 

[Chris Connally]

Chris, I'm wondering how Berean is holding a conference? They owe alot of employees monies not paid when they worked there.........You haven't missed anything coming out of Berean.............. 8)

I don't know anything about Berean other than it's in Florisda and what I gleaned from the ad itself (the promise of a copy of Hyles' ordination certificate caused me to LOL). What you have revealed of them is shameful on their part and the fact that they can carry on with business as usual is very telling.