Anyway, sure, let's have a look at a few of these "nothing seems unusual" rules.
Men's hair:
Hair must be neatly combed and tapered (blended/faded) or styled without obvious lines, and kept above the ears, eyebrows, and collar. (15)
Ah, yes, the "holy haircut," approved by Jesus himself for men at all times and all places, because as the Bible says, "be not conformed."
And I've already gotten myself [checks] 10-25 demerits, not because I'm disobeying the Bible, but because I clip my hair to less than 1/4 inch and there are obvious lines everywhere because I'm not bothering to taper my hairline.
Must be fully grown in and groomed to remain defined and of uniform length, between ¼ and ½ inch, and may not be scruffy, unkempt, patchy, or thin. (15)
Oh, dear. There's another 25 demerits, because I clip my otherwise sanctified goatee to 1/8" as well.
Plan to start growing facial hair during Christmas or summer vacations as it must meet the guidelines listed below when checking in. (15)
LOL. You can have a beard, as long as you don't grow one.
As an alternative rule, may I suggest: Mind your own business. I'm [checks ID] an adult, and I'm capable of deciding for myself when I want to grow a beard.
Any music that promotes worldly values or associations in its lyrics or style should be avoided Whether or not the lyrics are Christian, music in the style of contemporary Christian, country, jazz, rock, rap, R & B, or pop is prohibited and may not be listened to on or off campus. (18)
What I listen to in my headphones, while I'm not in class or otherwise on the clock, is none of their business. It's my heart; I think I know better what will turn it toward the things of Christ.
Unapproved music gains me another 25 demerits (and yes, based on my extensive jazz and classic rock libraries, I'm assuming the maximum penalty on purpose).
PCC represents Christ as a Christian ministry, and the conduct of its students should always glorify the Lord To help maintain this testimony within the community, college standards should always be upheld, even when students are off campus with guests PCC students may not go to bars, clubs, casinos, movie theaters, or other locations that may harm one’s personal testimony. (22)
It's
my personal testimony, not theirs. Again, [checks ID] I'm competent to decide for myself, informed by biblical standards and godly wisdom, what will glorify the Lord or harm my testimony. I don't need PCC to police my testimony for me.
PCC represents Christ; therefore, eating with tax collectors and sinners nets me another 75 demerits. I'm already on probation; now I'm subject to suspension. Oops.
Two methods are used to check out when going off campus. (42)
No, [checks ID again] unless I'm obliged to be somewhere, I'll come and go as I please. Though that's just netted me another 25 demerits for "irresponsibility."
Goodness, the ordinary business of adulting has just gotten me shipped.