Your Momma's so fundy.......

You mama's so fundy,

She threws away UNO cards, cuz someone might think you are gambling.

Anishinaabe

 
Yo Momma's so fundy...


....she puts band-aids on her zits!
 
Smellin Coffee said:
Yo Momma's so fundy...


....she puts band-aids on her zits!
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Anishinaabe

 
...She still preaches against the VCR rental store.
 
..She sings you to sleep with "Precious Locks."
 
...She washes laundry by hand and fixes fried okra every night.
 
...She plans the family vacations to Italy...Texas.
 
...to develop child-rearing soul-winning skills, she leaves a ring in her bathtub to clean out so her kids can practice witnessing to her when she cleans it.
 
When she tells her kids bed-time stories they are not about Jack and the Beanstalk or Hansel and Gretel they are about Jackie-Boy!
 
She won't even let her husband see her without panty hose! ;)
 
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