You Pick the Pastor!

[IFB X-Files]

This church needs a pastor (not really).  Who would you pick to pastor the Rock Bottom Baptist Church?  Whose faces do you see standing there?  Who have you picked to hit "Rock Bottom"?

(they do not have to be HAC grads, so you could pick BOOMER if you want)

 

[abp]

This is a great place to start

http://bn66.com/churches/classifieds/main.html

 

[IFB X-Files]

why not?.... .  if it;s really rock bottom he couldn;t do any worse....... 

LOL!  It might be "Rock Bottom" but I'm sure they require their pastor to be a Christian.  Just sayin'.

 

[IFB X-Files]

why not?.... .  if it;s really rock bottom he couldn;t do any worse....... 

LOL!  It might be "Rock Bottom" but I'm sure they require their pastor to be a Christian.  Just sayin'.

but......  ??? ....  he;s captain jack sparrow... ..  ??? ..... 
nobody ever said he wasn;t christian... .

just that he wasn;t a very good pirate...  :-\

Jack Sparrow's Best Comeback Line Ever

LOL!

 

[Sherryh]

This church needs a pastor (No, that's not the pastor and his wife).  Who would you pick to pastor the Rock Bottom Baptist Church?  Whose faces do you see standing there?  Who have you picked to hit "Rock Bottom"?

(they do not have to be HAC grads, so you could pick BOOMER if you want)

Did you find these people up in the holler? they look nice and they match with their colors...........

 

[IFB X-Files]

Did you find these people up in the holler?

90% on this forum have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Fresh Air]

Did you find these people up in the holler?

90% on this forum have no idea what you are talking about.

I met my lovely wife back in a West Virginia holler...

 

[16KJV11]

Did you find these people up in the holler?

90% on this forum have no idea what you are talking about.

I married my wife in the 'hollers' of Southern Ohio, and we 'hollers' at each other every day!

 

[Sherryh]

We have lots of people who know what a holler is...................LOL!

 

[IFB X-Files]

I married my wife in the 'hollers' of Southern Ohio, and we 'hollers' at each other every day!

 

[JrChurch]

We have folks in our church from Hoo Hoo Holler.  Really.

 

[Torrent v.3]

Did you find these people up in the holler?

90% on this forum have no idea what you are talking about.

I do, and I know that the town called Man has two syllables.

 

[IFB X-Files]

This church needs a pastor (not really).  Who would you pick to pastor the Rock Bottom Baptist Church?  Whose faces do you see standing there?  Who have you picked to hit "Rock Bottom"?

(they do not have to be HAC grads, so you could pick BOOMER if you want)

I'll nominate my friend...let's call him "G" to protect his identity.  He was an on-fire HAC grad who went to work for a former FBCH staffer.  He is now ruined to anything IFB.  Rock Bottom would be a good place for him to make a comeback.  I believe he is wasting his life.  Maybe Rock Bottom would extend a call.  Pray for my friend "G".

 

[FreeToBeMe]

This church needs a pastor (No, that's not the pastor and his wife). 

Actually, the blank out faces ARE the pastor and his wife:

http://greenefamilyincongo.blogspot.com/2008/05/buckhorn-kentucky-may-11-am.html

 

[patriotic]

We could fill a thread with the unfortunate names of Kentucky churches. O0

Such as http://www.zetify.com/churches/Welfare-Baptist-Church  ?

 

[IFB X-Files]

This church needs a pastor. 

Actually, the blank out faces ARE the pastor and his wife:

http://greenefamilyincongo.blogspot.com/2008/05/buckhorn-kentucky-may-11-am.html

It appears you are correct.  I was told otherwise.  I'll edit my OP.