YMHALC if..... there are microphone stands still standing at the end of your sermon.
You Might Have a Liberal Curch if.....
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...the pastor didn't rip the daylights out of another preacher.
YMHALC if. there's an order of service in your bulletin.
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And you're double liberal if the title is spelled correctly!
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...if they use Bibles without photos of Dave Hyles and Jim Vineyard.
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YMHALC if (sorry Fish).............
What I saw in church this week.......
A guy carrying a skateboard
Lots of guys with a backpack (maybe their Bibles were very heavy)
Fire engine red hair............dyed of course
Yoga pants
Shorts
Coats
Sneakers, including mine
One suit
Stage smoke
Wheelchair
Coffee cups & water bottles
Big screens
Guitars & drums
Strollers
Lots of shuttle buses
Traffic jam for blocks getting in the parking lots
Packed building
Many cops inside & outside for security & traffic control
Male singer in a stocking hat
Leaders on stage with jeans that had the knees knocked out
Hands raised for salvation decisions
What I saw in church this week.......
A guy carrying a skateboard
Lots of guys with a backpack (maybe their Bibles were very heavy)
Fire engine red hair............dyed of course
Yoga pants
Shorts
Coats
Sneakers, including mine
One suit
Stage smoke
Wheelchair
Coffee cups & water bottles
Big screens
Guitars & drums
Strollers
Lots of shuttle buses
Traffic jam for blocks getting in the parking lots
Packed building
Many cops inside & outside for security & traffic control
Male singer in a stocking hat
Leaders on stage with jeans that had the knees knocked out
Hands raised for salvation decisions
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Emblazoned in USMC logo and colors...16KJV11 said:And crocs...RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:Well at least they weren't on Fishy! ???RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:
The sad part is that the yoga pants were on the preacher!
He was the one guy in the suit.
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16KJV11 said:Emblazoned in USMC logo and colors...16KJV11 said:And crocs...RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:Well at least they weren't on Fishy! ???RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:
The sad part is that the yoga pants were on the preacher!
He was the one guy in the suit.
With his hands raised shouting out, "Man, I feel like a woman!!"
Careful boys, I still have a gun rack in my truck for my shotgun & axe . Y'all hear?RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:Emblazoned in USMC logo and colors...16KJV11 said:And crocs...RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:Well at least they weren't on Fishy! ???RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:
The sad part is that the yoga pants were on the preacher!
He was the one guy in the suit.
With his hands raised shouting out, "Man, I feel like a woman!!"
He wears skinny jeans.............get it right.RAIDER said:16KJV11 said:
The sad part is that the yoga pants were on the preacher!