Yo mama...

[Tarheel Baptist]

Yo mama so stupid...
...she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it
...she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
... she uses Old Spice for cooking.

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

Yo mama so stupid.....
...she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
...she tried to put her m&m's in aphabetical order.
...she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

Yo mama so stupid...
...you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
...it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
...she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong."

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

Yo mama's so stupid...
...on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Tree.
...she sold her car for gas money.

 

[HeDied4U]

...she sold her car for gas money.

LOL!!

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

i love my mama

ALL yo mama jokes are AlWAYS about someone else's mama...not yours....

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

Yo mama so fat....
....she sells shade in the summer.
...she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
...she's the only one at the beach that gets a tan.

 

[Castor Muscular]

Yo mama so ugly, well, she could only be yo mama.
Yo mama so ugly, Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't come back after he said, "I'll be back".
Yo mama so ugly, her reflection in a mirror covers her eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama so stupid, she put paper on her TV so she could get paper view.
Yo mama so stupid, she thinks an innuendo is an Italian suppository.

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

Yo mama so fat she got a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 400 years to live.

 

[HeDied4U]

i love my mama

This guy loves his mama too....

LOL!!

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

Yo mama so fat when The Lord said let there be light, she had to move.

 

[brianb]

I think I'm too Canadian to be able to make Yo mama jokes.
Even Black Canadians/Canadian Black/Afro-Canadians don't do those jokes.
It's an American original for sure.