The Creed of the Pensacola Cult

[Ransom]

THE CREED OF THE PENSACOLA CULT

1. There is no final authority but the Authorized King James Bible of 1611 (AV1611).

2. Since God is a Spirit, he is not an authority that can be seen, heard, read, felt, or handled.

3. Since the AV1611 is material, it is an authority that is the final and absolute authority on what is right and what is wrong; what constitutes truth and what constitutes error.

4. There WAS a series of writings at one time which, IF they had all been put into a BOOK as soon as they were written the first time, WOULD HAVE constituted an infallible and final authority by which to judge truth and error.

5. However, the God who inspired them was unable to get them right the first time, even in Alexandria, Egypt, where God PRESERVED His Son (Matthew 2:13), PRESERVED Joseph (Genesis 50:20), PRESERVED Israel (Genesis 46:3), and PRESERVED Abraham (Genesis 12:10).

6. So, God chose to START ALL OVER AGAIN in 1611 through baby-sprinklers and drunken Anglicans.

7. So, there are two streams of Bibles: the Alexandrian ones, though, of course, God was incompetent to preserve His words in Egypt although he preserved everything else there.

8. The other stream is the AV1611, which is better than the originals, even though we still have those and apparently God has forgotten all about them, and besides, no two of them match word-for-word so who is to say ANY of it is actually from God?

9. But we will berate and vilify anyone who believes that God could get his Scriptures right the first time. After all, only the AV1611 is an ABSOLUTE AND FINAL AUTHORITY that anyone can read, teach, preach, or handle, and God isn't, so we must be right. You may prefer what you prefer, and we will prefer what we prefer; let us live in peace, you two-faced, panty-waist, pussy-footin', liberal, apostate, queer, blind, perverted, Catholic, Alexandrian cultists. Let us agree on this one thing: WE HAVE THE FINAL, ABSOLUTE, WRITTEN AUTHORITY OF GOD ON THIS EARTH, AND NO ONE ELSE DOES.

This is the creed of the Pensacola Cult.

Blow it out your nose, kid.

 

[biscuit1953]

Don't forget that another reason the Alexandrian text is corrupt is because Alexandria is in Egypt, the continent of Negroes who are the descendants of Ham.

 

[bgwilkinson]

Don't forget that another reason the Alexandrian text is corrupt is because Alexandria is in Egypt, the continent of Negroes who are the descendants of Ham.

Is that a Ruckman quote? Sounds just like something he would assert.

 

[bgwilkinson]

I guess they are both in Pensacola, FL. IMHO guilt by association would be appropriate for KJVOs.

 

[biscuit1953]

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Don't forget that another reason the Alexandrian text is corrupt is because Alexandria is in Egypt, the continent of Negroes who are the descendants of Ham.

Is that a Ruckman quote? Sounds just like something he would assert.

I was a Ruckmanite for many years.  At one time I had just about all of his Bible commentaries that were in print and many of his cassette tapes.  He definitely associates the Alexandrian text with Africa and basically considers anything associated with the Black race as something to beware of.  Get a copy of his book entitled "Mark of the Beast" and you will quickly see that.  The only happy Negro is one who submits to or is managed by a white master.  I could quote from his Genesis commentary if you think I am exaggerating.

 

[bgwilkinson]

Gipp and Ruckman, what a pair.