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Well, another Hallowe'en has come and gone, and once again, the nasty witches haven't turned me into a newt.
Ever the optimist, my landlord bought a big box of "fun size" Mars Bars, Snickers, etc. in anticipation of the hordes of children coming to our door. And, as usual, we got about half a dozen.
Now we're all forced to eat the cursed Snickers bars. They're sacrilicious! Though, personally, I think that if you're going to call a candy bar "fun size," it would be more fun if it was bigger than a single bite.
(Full disclosure: I did call in sick to work yesterday, but that was before I consumed any candy. No doubt Lisa Ruby [bless her pointy head] would claim that the curse applies retroactively, or something.)
Ever the optimist, my landlord bought a big box of "fun size" Mars Bars, Snickers, etc. in anticipation of the hordes of children coming to our door. And, as usual, we got about half a dozen.
Now we're all forced to eat the cursed Snickers bars. They're sacrilicious! Though, personally, I think that if you're going to call a candy bar "fun size," it would be more fun if it was bigger than a single bite.
(Full disclosure: I did call in sick to work yesterday, but that was before I consumed any candy. No doubt Lisa Ruby [bless her pointy head] would claim that the curse applies retroactively, or something.)
