Secret plot to turn Christians gay

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In a previous thread, some people suggested that there is a "gay agenda".  Well, I have proof.  They're selling you HOMO Milk in grocery stores, obviously meant to turn you into a HOMO when you drink it!  Seriously, look at your grocery receipt.  If it's like mine, they come right out and tell you that your milk is HOMO milk! 

Call Alex Jones!!!!

 
Maybe its similar to that secret plot you and rsca have to turn the Gospel message into solely "Jesus Saves".

Just imagine all the "Bibles" we could print with the single, simple and sublime message "Jesus Saves". Can't you just imagine it. No more arguments over translations. No more "higher critics". We could abandon all the commentary. Even John Gill would have a hard writing more than a few paragraphs commentary on the single canonical phrase "Jesus Saves".
 
And all my wife's biology books are saying that every human being is a homo!
 
The title of the film may be The West Side Story, but it is really a subliminal message from the west coast:

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
 
As a kid, I had a gay old time watching the Flintstones. I'm pretty sure I felt my loafers get lighter.
 
All the world was gay
swinging on its way
things were getting brighter day by day

Nothin' ever wrong
life was just a song
till that looney tune came along... ohhhhhh

I'm goin' coo coo, woo woo
Here comes the choo choo, woo woo
I'm so gooney looney tuney touched in the head
Please pass the ketchup, I think I'll go to bed

Am I the screwball, woo woo?
Call me the 8-ball, woo woo
Once I knew a thing or two
But now I'm a bufferoo
Inky dinky parlez, voo woo

The Hare-Um Scare-Um Song
 
Castor Muscular said:
In a previous thread, some people suggested that there is a "gay agenda".  Well, I have proof.  They're selling you HOMO Milk in grocery stores, obviously meant to turn you into a HOMO when you drink it!  Seriously, look at your grocery receipt.  If it's like mine, they come right out and tell you that your milk is HOMO milk! 

Call Alex Jones!!!!
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As is decorating for Christmas, which according to the "Deck the Halls" song, is supposed to be done after "gay apparel" has been donned.  Call Pat Robertson!!!!
 
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