Personal Proof that CCM or Christian Rock is EVIL!

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Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D
 
Timothy said:
Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D

Yeah. No one can argue with THAT kind of proof.  (cough cough)
 
An argument worthy of Timmeh!

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Not too sure how to take this.  I wouldn't put it past him to claim it really happened.
 
standingtall said:
Not too sure how to take this.  I wouldn't put it past him to claim it really happened.

Not totally sure, but I believe the cheddar cheese aged a few more years as well.

All the bananas turned brown.  :-[  My next to youngest was very upset she couldn't eat one when we got home.
 
I believe you have been chewing on those banana skins, either that or smoking them!
 
Were you this lulu before you were married or had children?
 
brianb said:
Were you this lulu before you were married or had children?

Way before. I assume any brain damage is a result of many years of listening to loud rock music (as a teenager naturally).
 
Timothy said:
Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D

At first I thought you were going to say something along the line that they were all cracked because of the "evil" beat of the CCM / Christian Rock music. LOL

Now I'm thinking it was perhaps a hot day and your trunk was hot as an oven?? Just a thought LOL.

:D
 
HeDied4U said:
Timothy said:
Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D

At first I thought you were going to say something along the line that they were all cracked because of the "evil" beat of the CCM / Christian Rock music. LOL

Now I'm thinking it was perhaps a hot day and your trunk was hot as an oven?? Just a thought LOL.

:D

Of course there is the option that Timothy is completely off his rocker and given to delusional hyperbole! 8)
 
T-Bone said:
HeDied4U said:
Timothy said:
Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D

At first I thought you were going to say something along the line that they were all cracked because of the "evil" beat of the CCM / Christian Rock music. LOL

Now I'm thinking it was perhaps a hot day and your trunk was hot as an oven?? Just a thought LOL.

:D

Of course there is the option that Timothy is completely off his rocker and given to delusional hyperbole! 8)

True, there is that, I just didn't want to say it.

LOL

:D
 
Or his experience makes the same sense as a Garlock seminar. Ever hear him talk about the planets making music?
 
Timothy said:
brianb said:
Were you this lulu before you were married or had children?

Way before. I assume any brain damage is a result of many years of listening to loud rock music (as a teenager naturally).

Apparently you had your head too close to the speakers like those eggs.
 
Timothy said:
Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D

So you destroyed the radio, threw out the speakers and threw away all of your CCM CDs?
 
Bob said:
Timothy said:
Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D

So you destroyed the radio, threw out the speakers and threw away all of your CCM CDs?

Not exactly. I created this enormous bonfire and burned all my satanic CDs, DVDs, and books. As far as radios in the home and car are concerned - I glued the dials to the local IFB radio station on each of them.
 
Bob L said:
Timothy said:
brianb said:
Were you this lulu before you were married or had children?

Way before. I assume any brain damage is a result of many years of listening to loud rock music (as a teenager naturally).

Apparently you had your head too close to the speakers like those eggs.

I had this giant pair of noise-canceling earphones. I would play the music very loud. Probably louder than I should have. When I was done my ears would ring and I would have a light headed feeling.
 
Of course, what the planets are doing is not "music." Music requires a physical medium to carry it, and there's no air in space.  Outside of an atmosphere, the planets are silent.

Voyager detected certain frequencies of electromagnetic radiation being emitted by the planets, and transmitted that data back to Earth.  Then, some person converted that data into sound.  It's not the "music of the spheres," it's an arbitrary recording made to make this aspect of planetary science interesting.

We had a discussion about Frank Garlock on the fleabag forums a few years ago.  His argument, as I understand it, is that the ratios of musical intervals match the ratios of planetary orbits, i.e. just as the ratio of the frequencies of an octave interval is exactly 2:1, each planet is twice the distance from the sun as the next closest, and hence the whole solar system does its thing in beautiful musical harmony.  Sorry, it ain't even close to true - anyone can look these numbers up in a juvenile book on astronomy, or Wikipedia, and see that the ratio of the distances between two consecutive planets from the sun is more or less random.  The idea of the "music of the spheres," or musica universalis, comes from the philosophy of Pythagoras, who worshipped numbers and sought (in vain) to find such perfect ratios everywhere in nature.  This idea persisted all the way to the Middle Ages, but only because they didn't have anything better to go on.

In fact, if someone devised a scale based on the factual distances of the solar system, music based on it would actually sound more like this:

Grex Fox - Carmen of the Spheres part 1

Not exactly Handel, is it?
 
Timothy said:
Bob said:
Timothy said:
Yesterday I purchased two dozen eggs along with other vital groceries for my family. I placed the bags into the trunk right under my rear speakers. My children like the music loud so I played some Contemporary Christian Music for them very loud as we drove from the grocery store to our home. I knew something was up when they got out of the car dizzy, but I was shocked to find the eggs fully cooked when we got into the house!

Clearly this music is satanic since it has power to cook eggs.  ???

Growing in Grace,

Timothy  :D

So you destroyed the radio, threw out the speakers and threw away all of your CCM CDs?

Not exactly. I created this enormous bonfire and burned all my satanic CDs, DVDs, and books. As far as radios in the home and car are concerned - I glued the dials to the local IFB radio station on each of them.

We can tell that REALLY worked for you.  ::)
 
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