Liquor is WICKED!!!!

[Castor Muscular]

A IFBX Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[Chris Connally]

Inanimate.

 

[Ransom]

Just out of curiosity, INSTEAD OF "wicked", which word best describes liquor to you?

Depends. What flavour?

 

[ChuckBob]

Just out of curiosity, INSTEAD OF "wicked", which word best describes liquor to you?

Are we talking about high end KY burbon, TN sippin' whiskey or single malt Scotch? If we're talking about Yukon Jack or something similar that is better used to clean a rifle barrel then it's a whole different conversation.


ChuckBob

 

[bruinboy]

Just out of curiosity, INSTEAD OF "wicked", which word best describes liquor to you?

yes i will have another, thank you.

 

[Izdaari]

Just out of curiosity, INSTEAD OF "wicked", which word best describes liquor to you?

Are we talking about high end KY burbon, TN sippin' whiskey or single malt Scotch? If we're talking about Yukon Jack or something similar that is better used to clean a rifle barrel then it's a whole different conversation.


ChuckBob

Yep! It's the difference between "delicious" and "solvent".  :-*

 

[Timothy]

A IFBX Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Perverted preacher.

 

[The Real Bob]

A IFBX Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Perverted preacher.

Every forum just has to have a Mrs. Olsen (aka Church Lady). (sigh)