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And, if you think lawyers don't have heart, read the best lawyer story of all time... bar none.
The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.
So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is
over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to
your community? 
 
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'
 
Embarrassed, the rep mumbles, 'Uh... No, I didn't know that.'
 
'Secondly,' says the lawyer, 'did it show that my brother, a disabled Veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?
 
The stricken rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again 
 
'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'
 
The humiliated rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
 
And the lawyer says, 'So, if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?



 
LOL!  Good one!

Satan approached a lawyer and made him an offer.  "I'll make you rich, famous, and successful in every way.  Just pledge me your soul and the souls of your wife and children."

The lawyer thought for a minute and then said, "Okay, so what's the catch?"

 
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