** Eulogy **
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the perplexed widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children,
"Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa in there."
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was.
Finally, the perplexed widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children,
"Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa in there."