Honeymoon Toast
One of the wedding presents for a newlywed couple was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, the happy couple tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.
"Quick, get the owner's manual!" the wife shouted.
"I can't find it anywhere!" said the husband a short time later, having looked everywhere.
"Oops, found it" came a voice suddenly from the kitchen.
"Where?" asked the husband.
Ummm, let's just say the toast is fine, but the owner's manual...well, that's burnt to a crisp."
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One of the wedding presents for a newlywed couple was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, the happy couple tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.
"Quick, get the owner's manual!" the wife shouted.
"I can't find it anywhere!" said the husband a short time later, having looked everywhere.
"Oops, found it" came a voice suddenly from the kitchen.
"Where?" asked the husband.
Ummm, let's just say the toast is fine, but the owner's manual...well, that's burnt to a crisp."
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