** Honeymoon Toast **
Jim and Darlene recently got married. One of their wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, Darlene and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.
"Get the owner's manual!" Jim shouted.
"I can't find it anywhere!" cried Darlene a short time later.
"Oops!" came Jim's voice from the kitchen. "Well, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that the toast is fine, but the bad news is the owner's manual is burned to a crisp."
Jim and Darlene recently got married. One of their wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, Darlene and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster.
"Get the owner's manual!" Jim shouted.
"I can't find it anywhere!" cried Darlene a short time later.
"Oops!" came Jim's voice from the kitchen. "Well, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that the toast is fine, but the bad news is the owner's manual is burned to a crisp."