SICK DAY
A local newspaper, over a span of several days, ran stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus.
One evening a man came home totally exhausted from a long day at work and sat down to read the paper.
"Did you see the latest male obesity story, dear?" asked his wife.
"Yes I did, and I've decided I'm not going in to work tomorrow. I'm going to call in fat."
A local newspaper, over a span of several days, ran stories about a study that tied male obesity to a virus.
One evening a man came home totally exhausted from a long day at work and sat down to read the paper.
"Did you see the latest male obesity story, dear?" asked his wife.
"Yes I did, and I've decided I'm not going in to work tomorrow. I'm going to call in fat."