J -S - N The Jack Schaap Network

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(Cue James Earl Jones voice-over)

“This is J – S – N, the Jack Schaap Network. All Jack Schaap, 24 hours a day”

(Cue JSN News Anchor)

“Good morning. This just in to our newsroom…Nothing new to report on Jack Schaap this morning.

“Be sure and join us for our noon broadcast, and of course, we will interrupt our regurally scheduled programming on any Breaking News of federally-incarcerated Jack Schaap.”

“Stay tuned for S-S-C, Schaap Sermon Classics immediately following our broadcast”

“Have a great day.”

 

[rsc2a]

I repeat - you've got the biggest high school crush on this man that I've ever seen.

 

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I repeat - you've got the biggest high school crush on this man that I've ever seen.

Feel better getting that off your chest? Chill out...it's all done in fun. Afterall this is the Fighting FUNdamental Forums.

 

[IFB X-Files]

(Cue James Earl Jones voice-over)

“This is J – S – N, the Jack Schaap Network. All Jack Schaap, 24 hours a day”

(Cue JSN News Anchor)

“Good morning. This just in to our newsroom…Nothing new to report on Jack Schaap this morning.

“Be sure and join us for our noon broadcast, and of course, we will interrupt our regurally scheduled programming on any Breaking News of federally-incarcerated Jack Schaap.”

“Stay tuned for S-S-C, Schaap Sermon Classics immediately following our broadcast”

I found this station.  Turn your radio dial to AM 666.

 

[Bruh]

I repeat - you've got the biggest high school crush on this man that I've ever seen.

No, the Alvin guy has that one.

 

[BALAAM]

I repeat - you've got the biggest high school crush on this man that I've ever seen.

Feel better getting that off your chest? Chill out...it's all done in fun. Afterall this is the Fighting FUNdamental Forums.

No. I realize your hurt and disappointment with js but you are bordering on obsessed if you ask me. JMO

 

[AlvinMartinezVoice]

(Cue James Earl Jones voice-over)

“This is J – S – N, the Jack Schaap Network. All Jack Schaap, 24 hours a day”

(Cue JSN News Anchor)

“Good morning. This just in to our newsroom…Nothing new to report on Jack Schaap this morning.

“Be sure and join us for our noon broadcast, and of course, we will interrupt our regurally scheduled programming on any Breaking News of federally-incarcerated Jack Schaap.”

“Stay tuned for S-S-C, Schaap Sermon Classics immediately following our broadcast”

“Have a great day.”

Followed by Alvin Martinez Live in concert from Hammond, Indiana with special guest Amy Grant.