If Batman were a HACker

[Smellin Coffee]

"Stinkin' deadbeats around here. But I am here to stand in the gap."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I'm telling you Robin. RAIDER threw one of his bus goldfish in the lake 30 years ago and it is now huge!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yes, Senator. Brother Laurent told me I would get extra credit for calling you to complain about there not being a crossing gate at the railroad tracks."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"The Braggadocius Batmen? They've got nothing on us Deranged Deadbeats!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Oh, this bill was in the FBC offering plate that Preacher prayed over. Glad I was able to steal it from the Hyles museum!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Though I'm bald, I came from the thickets. Who am I?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"RAIDER made it to 6000, Bless Gawd!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If you ride my bus and we reach 150, I will swallow a bomb!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Where's the Mezzarack when I need it?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"I guess he couldn't put pants on a funnel after all!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Superhero costumes are ridiculous. Why does Underpuppy have red hair?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Yessssss....I am your dorm supe!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"If we are going to bug the offices, we need to change the tape once in a while."

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Gosh, Batman. Do you really think Teri will fall for me because I am dressed like a knight in the shiny armor?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"These Hammond tracks should be easy to loosen. Trains wear them down all the time!"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

This is how Batman keeps record of souls won on a Saturday for his Monday Activity Report.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"What do you mean I didn't pass hair check? Is it because of my mustache?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Every year, everyone looked forward to the Spring Program.

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Bruce, are you sure there is nobody in the tunnels?"

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"Robin, I think I found your Payday Someday cassette tape."