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Castor Muscular
Guest
I've been watching a lot of movies made in Hong Kong and China lately, and here are a few things I've noticed.
1. Chinese handguns have magazines that can hold at least 150 rounds or more.
2. Chinese police are incredibly bad shots unless they are shooting at something other than the bad guys, in which case they hit the target every time.
3. You can unload a 150 round magazine at a bad guy 10 feet away, and that bad guy will still be able to get up and stagger away, at least for a few feet.
4. Sometimes dead really isn't dead. Now, this is true in American movies, too, but it's usually the monster that isn't really dead. In fact, it's almost always the case that the monster isn't really dead. But in one Chinese movie, the lead woman is stabbed in the heart with a dagger and dies. Then after a fight between her two lovers (they are fighting because she's dead) -- a fight that lasts seemingly forever (it snowed at least 1 foot during the fight) -- she gets up and pulls out the dagger and throws it with perfect accuracy.
5. When a bad guy turns good, he usually dies in the end, anyway.
1. Chinese handguns have magazines that can hold at least 150 rounds or more.
2. Chinese police are incredibly bad shots unless they are shooting at something other than the bad guys, in which case they hit the target every time.
3. You can unload a 150 round magazine at a bad guy 10 feet away, and that bad guy will still be able to get up and stagger away, at least for a few feet.
4. Sometimes dead really isn't dead. Now, this is true in American movies, too, but it's usually the monster that isn't really dead. In fact, it's almost always the case that the monster isn't really dead. But in one Chinese movie, the lead woman is stabbed in the heart with a dagger and dies. Then after a fight between her two lovers (they are fighting because she's dead) -- a fight that lasts seemingly forever (it snowed at least 1 foot during the fight) -- she gets up and pulls out the dagger and throws it with perfect accuracy.
5. When a bad guy turns good, he usually dies in the end, anyway.
