HACkerGraf 6/17

[Smellin Coffee]

After his Sunday School lesson on becoming a "fisher of men", little Festus describes to his daddy that he caught a soul "this big".

 

[RAIDER]

Because little Charlie forgot to wear shoes, a white shirt, and a tie, he was forced to play alone on the "Fishers of Men" big day promotion.

 

[patriotic]

"But Mom, I don't need more sunscreen.  I already have waaaaaaaaay more hair than that Raider dude. 

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Raider as a kid: "When i grow up, I'm gonna start a thread that's Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big."