HACkerGraf 5/13

[Smellin Coffee]

Winston spent all 9 years of his college tenure on a bus route and when he preached, he claimed he had the pit stains to prove it.

 

[RAIDER]

The crowd rose to its feet as HAC preacher boy Winston shouted, "If I had a bus ceiling, I would hit it now!!"

 

[RAIDER]

HAC preacher boy Winston went a little too far at his home church when he threw up both arms and yelled a swear word during his sermon.  Winston had forgotten that private meetings in his office is where this type of language should be used.

 

[Binaca Chugger]

"And then," HACker preacher boy Winston told his home church, "I told him: You can't scare me with heaven!"

 

[RAIDER]

"And then," HACker preacher boy Winston told his home church, "I told him: You can't scare me with heaven!"

Nice!! 

 

[Boomer]

The folks at home were in awe of how fiery Winston's preeeeechin' became after he received his honorary doctorate...

 

[RAIDER]

"Thank you.  Thank you, folks. Sit down.  Thanks.  Please, sit down.  Thank you so much.  Please find your seat"

 

[Boomer]

It was just another sign that HACkers have changed when Dr. Winston paused...and instead of demanding an "Amen," he asked, "Can I get a woot???"

 

[RAIDER]

"I listened to Teri, Patriotic, and Evelyn chatter non-stop for about 5 minutes.  I finally threw up my hands and shouted, "You stinkin' bags, shhhhhhhhut up!!!!!"

 

[Boomer]

"I listened to Teri, Patriotic, and Evelyn chatter non-stop for about 5 minutes.  I finally threw up my hands and shouted, "You stinkin' bags, shhhhhhhhut up!!!!!"

...as your hair piece began to slide off....

 

[patriotic]

"Who's Who in HACker's Colleges and Universities" candidate Winston, while preaching against wire-rimmed glasses, blue jeans, and pink shirts, decided to add 3 piece suits to the Dr.Laurent's list when suddenly he remembered he was wearing one. 

(All right, 80s students, is just me, or does this guy really resemble one of the students from our era?  I think the guy's wife's name was Dana.  Craig???? Something????)

 

[BALAAM]

The Only Thing I hate worse than a standing ovation is NOT getting a standing ovation!

 

[Binaca Chugger]

"Who's Who in HACker's Colleges and Universities" candidate Winston, while preaching against wire-rimmed glasses, blue jeans, and pink shirts, decided to add 3 piece suits to the Dr.Laurent's list when suddenly he remembered he was wearing one. 

(All right, 80s students, is just me, or does this guy really resemble one of the students from our era?  I think the guy's wife's name was Dana.  Craig???? Something????)

looks more like the fellow who went into Christian radio to me.

 

[patriotic]

"Who's Who in HACker's Colleges and Universities" candidate Winston, while preaching against wire-rimmed glasses, blue jeans, and pink shirts, decided to add 3 piece suits to the Dr.Laurent's list when suddenly he remembered he was wearing one. 

(All right, 80s students, is just me, or does this guy really resemble one of the students from our era?  I think the guy's wife's name was Dana.  Craig???? Something????)

looks more like the fellow who went into Christian radio to me.

No glasses. 

 

[qwerty]

A young Jack Schaap assumes the position.