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Smellin Coffee

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Margaret flaunts her open rebellion by having her picture taken wearing open-toed shoes and a hat that "pertaineth to a man".
 
Smellin Coffee said:

Margaret was willing to take the chance of being called a "Hollywood hore" from the pulpit as she stepped out of the house in her open-toed shoes.
 
Smellin Coffee said:
Margaret could not wait to get out the door to leave for church so she could ask "Preacher" if her new dress was "that which pertaineth unto a man" because it has pockets on the back of her dress.
 
Smellin Coffee said:

This latest design is fresh from the research labs at Cuozzo Culottes.  The alternating lines from horizontal to the diamond patterns cause an optical illusion of figure-blindness which renders lust impossible for men. The overly pronounced diamonds also prevent any onlooker from recognizing the split in the culottes which makes them more like a dress than any other garment.
 
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