Margaret could not wait to get out the door to leave for church so she could ask "Preacher" if her new dress was "that which pertaineth unto a man" because it has pockets on the back of her dress.
This latest design is fresh from the research labs at Cuozzo Culottes. The alternating lines from horizontal to the diamond patterns cause an optical illusion of figure-blindness which renders lust impossible for men. The overly pronounced diamonds also prevent any onlooker from recognizing the split in the culottes which makes them more like a dress than any other garment.