HACkerGraf 11/5

[Smellin Coffee]

Pastor Schnoogleson's greatest fear was realized: the HB punks' necking and petting and whoring did lead them to dancing!

 

[Tennessean]

During the second year of Hyles Anderson College the Dean of Women, called in CF and said, "It's too dead around here, we need to liven things up a bit." Little did the Dean know that CF would use this mandate to finally get that date with Raider she always wanted.

 

[RAIDER]

Dr. Evans was shocked when he started to lead the chorus to "And Can It Be That I Should Gain" and someone yelled, "Break it down!".