HACkerGraf 11/26

[Smellin Coffee]

After speaking with that Baptist fella in the elevator, Elvis got the sudden urge to go get a haircut.

 

[RAIDER]

"So this cat with these big dark rimmed glasses gets in the elevator and says to me, 'E if you died today are you 100% sure you would go to Heaven?'"

 

[fishinnut]

After speaking with that Baptist fella in the elevator, Elvis got the sudden urge to go get a haircut.

And if I'm going to be Crying in the Chapel through Kentucky Rain because of having a Blue Christmas in my Blue Suede Shoes, I think I'm gonna be having A Little Less Conversation & getting my hair cut My Way, so There will be peace in the valley for me.

 

[BALAAM]

I want it cut "MY WAY!"

 

[IFB X-Files]

After speaking with that Baptist fella in the elevator, Elvis got the sudden urge to go get a haircut.

And if I'm going to be Crying in the Chapel through Kentucky Rain because of having a Blue Christmas in my Blue Suede Shoes, I think I'm gonna be having A Little Less Conversation & getting my hair cut My Way, so There will be peace in the valley for me.

And if I'm going to be Crying in the Chapel through Kentucky Rain because of having a Blue Christmas in my Blue Suede Shoes, I think I'm gonna be having A Little Less Conversation & getting my hair cut My Way down In The Ghetto, so There will be peace in the valley for me.

 

[Tennessean]

After a chance meeting with Dr. Jack Hyles, Elvis Presley gets right with God and surrenders to full time Christian service. After he enrolls in Hyles Anderson College he goes to Captain's Quarters in Schererville to get his initial haircut. As he gives Elvis a hacker haircut he warns him not to wear his blue suede shoes to any class taught by a certain Dr. Laurent.

 

[fishinnut]

After speaking with that Baptist fella in the elevator, Elvis got the sudden urge to go get a haircut.

"Yeah man, this preacher looks at my big wide shirt collar, my giant belt & buckle & my green bell-bottom suit & says, "Of all the dirty brick-a-brat-a-pack-of-lommer, I can't believe someone that dresses like you was ever in the Army. Don't you know that you become like the crowd you run with? Why....just look at how you're wearing those unisex outfits."

"I think I'll take up karate in case I run into that kinda preacher again."