HACkerGraf 11/14

[Smellin Coffee]

Even though Smellin Coffee became a stinkin', neo-liberal deadbeat, he can't seem to shake his HACker roots so he attends a church with a weekly altar call and still wears white socks with his black shoes.

 

[fishinnut]

Even though Smellin Coffee became a stinkin', neo-liberal deadbeat, he can't seem to shake his HACker roots so he attends a church with a weekly altar call.

And..........when you pick up the phone you will hear.......
Statler Brothers sing Just a Little Talk With Jesus

 

[Mathew Ward]

The Hackers all sat in chapel waiting for the call of God.

 

[patriotic]

Pastor Coffee bragged, "We still have an old fashioned altar call." 

 

[16KJV11]

Brother Grady gave his illustrations new life when he preached on "Hold the Phone, Adrian"...

 

[Baptist City Holdout]

Yes, we have heard the Macedonian call!

 

[fishinnut]

The HACker in the third row with the white socks & short sleeved white shirt was in a quandary when on vacation he decided to attend a church without wearing a coat & tie. When he caught sight of the pay phone he couldn't decide if he should give his last 85 cents in the offering or place a call to the demerit office & turn himself in for not dressing properly at church.

 

[Tarheel Baptist]

No liberal cell phones for us...we're an Old Fashioned Baptist Church!

 

[BALAAM]

You know this is actually kind of a sad picture. I can think of more hacker sermon ideas from this one pic than most would ever get from the Bible. Pastor's school, youth conference, chapel, etc. God is calling: Are you willing to answer the call?
Missions conferences:
Junior high chapel
Hac Chapel

The list could be endless.

 

[RAIDER]

The crowd gathered with excitement at the mausoleum waiting for the call from Brother Hyles.

 

[fishinnut]

Is the how JH talked with his Mom at the mausoleum?