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Castor Muscular
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We should lobby for a new event: Synchronized Lord's Supper
Competing churches could show off how perfectly synchronized they are when drinking the thimble of grape juice and eating the cracker. The bigger the church, the more impressive, since it takes more coordination for everyone to do it exactly at the same time. So megachurches would have the advantage, if they practice enough. Smaller churches would have the advantage of not having to practice as much.
Think of it as an outreach.
Anybody want to volunteer to write the Olympic committee?
Competing churches could show off how perfectly synchronized they are when drinking the thimble of grape juice and eating the cracker. The bigger the church, the more impressive, since it takes more coordination for everyone to do it exactly at the same time. So megachurches would have the advantage, if they practice enough. Smaller churches would have the advantage of not having to practice as much.
Think of it as an outreach.
Anybody want to volunteer to write the Olympic committee?
