Excellent books....
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Frag said:
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Just John said:Eighty pages? Pretty long for a SOTL book.
Written to teens. Try to get one to read a book longer than 80 pages.
My dream is to have an entire Sword Pamphlet series just for teens. Possible titles:
1. Thanking Your Pastor with Cold Hard Cash
2. Impact your World Through Christian Tattoos
3. Homework: The Abomination of Desolation
4. Multi-task! How to sell Amway while Bus Calling
5. 4 Bible Truths I Learned While Gutting a Deer
6. YOUR sister could be the Anti-Christ!
7. Parents and Super Glue, You are stuck with both!
8. Church Camp Pranks that Teach Bible Truths
9. 10 things to shout during a sermon besides “AMEN!â€
10. Depression and How to Cause It
11. 3 ways to Hypnotize your Youth Pastor
12. A Commentary on Concordance
13. Good Things to Memorize out of the Book of Mormons
14. Don't Worry, All Junior Highers are Ugly
15. 10 Survival Tips if you Don't Make the Rapture
16. How to Make Meth, and Why You Shouldn't
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Frag said:Just John said:Eighty pages? Pretty long for a SOTL book.
Written to teens. Try to get one to read a book longer than 80 pages.
My dream is to have an entire Sword Pamphlet series just for teens. Possible titles:
1. Thanking Your Pastor with Cold Hard Cash
2. Impact your World Through Christian Tattoos
3. Homework: The Abomination of Desolation
4. Multi-task! How to sell Amway while Bus Calling
5. 4 Bible Truths I Learned While Gutting a Deer
6. YOUR sister could be the Anti-Christ!
7. Parents and Super Glue, You are stuck with both!
8. Church Camp Pranks that Teach Bible Truths
9. 10 things to shout during a sermon besides “AMEN!â€
10. Depression and How to Cause It
11. 3 ways to Hypnotize your Youth Pastor
12. A Commentary on Concordance
13. Good Things to Memorize out of the Book of Mormons
14. Don't Worry, All Junior Highers are Ugly
15. 10 Survival Tips if you Don't Make the Rapture
16. How to Make Meth, and Why You Shouldn't
LOL! I'd read it for the laughs.
(But really, most of the Sword stuff, or "Fundamentalist"stuff is pretty lacking in depth. They aren't known for their scholarship. Just sayin'.)
Frag said:
You have a very low view of teens.
My young teen recently finished reading Les Miserables (1488 pages). Of course, she would not be impressed by your "commandments of men" cartoons. Good thing she has never attended an IFBx school.
[Inadvertent edit by Ransom restored to original. My bad.]
A suggested reading list for SAT prep:
http://millssatprep.weebly.com/sat-reading-list.html
Of course, most IFBx colleges don't even require students to take the SAT.
http://millssatprep.weebly.com/sat-reading-list.html
Of course, most IFBx colleges don't even require students to take the SAT.
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Perhaps Frag has a more realistic view of teens than we might give him credit for....after all an xer - unlike a stopped clock or stuff fundies like (right very seldom) can't ever be right...
http://in.princetonreview.com/in/2012/11/teachers-say-technology-has-reduced-teens-attention-spans.html
http://in.princetonreview.com/in/2012/11/teachers-say-technology-has-reduced-teens-attention-spans.html
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Frag said:Just John said:Eighty pages? Pretty long for a SOTL book.
Written to teens. Try to get one to read a book longer than 80 pages.
My dream is to have an entire Sword Pamphlet series just for teens. Possible titles:
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My kids do. When my second son was 16, he read Sacajawea. 1408 pages.
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AmazedbyGrace said:
Yeah, but they're fundy teens. Anything over 80 pages that's actually worth reading has been declared satanic by the mog.
Ransom said:
Isn't Frag and his church in a rural town? They would be more than just "fundy" teens then. A real fundy teen should be one that reads the Bible (a book that has more than 80 pages) not just listen to the pastor's preaching.
Wow. Is Frag is Jerry Ross? If so I've actually heard him preach before.
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Don't forget ...
Stripper Soul Winning (Reaching souls in the darkest alleys)
Preacher Pedophiles (What to do when your preacher gets caught)
Stripper Soul Winning (Reaching souls in the darkest alleys)
Preacher Pedophiles (What to do when your preacher gets caught)