Diagnosis: Humor

[JrChurch]

While I was chatting with my mother today, my husband pressed on her swollen ankle and said, "That is swelling because of your kidneys." 

Mom replied,  "What do you mean?" 

Husband said, "You have 93-year-old kidneys." 

Mom quipped, "News flash: I have 93-year-old everything."

    She makes me laugh.

 

[kaba]

 

[ALAYMAN]

You know yer gittin' old when you drop your false teeth on the ground, and while you're fetchin' em ya try to think if there's anything else ya need to take care of while you're down there.

 

[JrChurch]

You know yer gittin' old when you drop your false teeth on the ground, and while you're fetchin' em ya try to think if there's anything else ya need to take care of while you're down there.

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