Are computers masculine or feminine?

Tarheel Baptist

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Are computers masculine or feminine?

A class learning French and trying to get to grips with gender wondered
if the word "computer" should be masculine or feminine. Split into
two groups, men and women, they were asked to say which they
considered a computer to be, and to give reasons for their decision.

The women decided that computers are masculine:
They are full of data, but are still clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve your problems,
but most of the time they are the problem.
As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had
waited a little longer, you could have had a better one.

The men decided that computers are feminine because:
No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
The language they use to communicate with each other
is totally incomprehensible.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory
for later retrieval.
As soon as you commit to them, you spend half your disposable
income on buying accesories for them.
 
My desktop is definitely feminine. At least once a month it gets crazy.

LOL :D
 
I remember in the late 90s when the company I worked for had an official memorandum to stop using the terms "male" and "female" when describing cable terminations.  The terms "pin" and "socket" should be used.
 
My computer is of the devil...............and I yell at it at least once a day..............then I feel better!! :)
 
Mine is definitely masculine.  Then again, I modified it to run on a 12 hp Briggs and Stratton engine.  It came with the chain saw software I downloaded.  Now I can email while cutting firewood....
 
Computers are genderless like spirit-beings.









i.e., THEY ARE [size=18pt]ALL DEMON POSSESSED!!!!![/size]
 
My computer must be a liberal....the default version in Bible Gateway is ESV!  :)
 
Tarheel Baptist said:
My computer must be a liberal....the default version in Bible Gateway is ESV!  :)

That translation is actually most popular with Calvinists. Maybe your computer is Reformed?  :P
 
My desktop computer (through its many incarnations) must be a badass feminist: I always name them after legendary female warriors.
 
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