An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishmen.....go to a fancy restaurant....

[16KJV11]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Kiwi, a Canuck, an Eskimo, a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Spaniard, a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a Polack, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, a Kenyan, a South African, a Filipino, a Pakistani, a Korean, an Argentinean, a Lithuanian, a Dane, a Finn, a Swede, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Croat, and a Panamanian go to a fancy restaraunt...............
The bouncer says: "Sorry. I can't let you in without a Thai. "

 

[16KJV11]

Aww...you know it's funny!  8)

 

[Smellin Coffee]

Why would a "fancy restaurant" need a bouncer?

Same reason why Jack Hyles needed someone to clean the ring out of his motel bathtub?

 

[subllibrm]

It has gotten where any type of ethnic joke is considered an affront to common decency. We had a speaker who took this to heart and decide he would only use ethnicitys that are long forgotten to tell jokes. This is one he tlod at a men's retreat.

"So there were these two Hittites walking along, Sven turns and says to Ole .... "

 

[Smellin Coffee]

"So there were these two Hittites walking along, Sven turns and says to Ole .... "

That could be a dangerous group to mention for one who might have dyslexia!