An AMEN! Oops

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Ever have a waiter tell you to enjoy your meal and you responded with "You too!"  That is a "You too!" oops.

We all know that the true HACker is unable to refrain from letting out a hearty AMEN! whenever anybody shouts.  He is not actually stating his agreement to the preaching, for he cannot comprehend it.  We have seen people AMEN in their sleep, AMEN absolute heresy or any shout at all.  It seems the HACker cannot refrain from letting out the involuntary reaction of AMEN to any loud noise or shout.

So....  Let's hear it.  Give an example of an AMEN! Oops.  These can be real stories, for there are many, or just humorous.  What's your example of an AMEN! Oops?
 
Preacher: "If we don't do something soon, the government is going to take OUR BIBLES (stomp)!"

HACker: (just waking up) AMEN!
 
Ever hear a HACker AMEN! a touchdown?  (It's just weird when it happens)
 
I give this in humor, not wanting to put anyone down but it is funny and I slept my fair share at HAC. I had met Jimmy James early my freshman year. He was a good guy, and he was fervent about evangelism. One night my freshman year I had mezzanine duty. Jimmy sat 3 seats away. I wonder if Jimmy had narcolepsy because he slept every time he sat down.  Once he sat down he was out. Well Dr. Hyles started preaching and poor Jimmy was in trouble. Yes he would wake up say amen and doze back off. During the message preacher made a joke and everyone laughed. Jimmy woke up and saw others laughing. He muttered the word heresy as he dozed back off.
 
Preacher: "Wives should submit to their husbands..."


Single HACker college kid back in his home church after his first semester: "HAAAAAAYYYYMEEEENNNN!"
 
Boomer said:
Preacher: "Wives should submit to their husbands..."


Single HACker college kid back in his home church after his first semester: "HAAAAAAYYYYMEEEENNNN!"
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ROFL!

That's a classic!
 
Heard an Amen in Chik fil a on strait marriage day...The one on 30 near HAC.  :))

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prophet said:
Heard an Amen in Chik fil a on strait marriage day...The one on 30 near HAC.  :))

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Amazing.  Thanks, I needed a good laugh :D
 
Heading towards the coffee, between SS and Church,  I passed a sleeping usher (who works nights), and I patted him on the back.  He woke up long enough to say :"Amen", and then put his head right back down to 'pray'.  This guy has been outta HAC for 20 years.
'Once a HACker, always a HACker', I guess.

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Let me preface by saying my husband was never a Hacker, although he attended for four years and holds a degree.  He just wasn't a Hacker. 

He has also never been a big Amen-er.  Occasionally, if sitting right next to him, you might hear a slightly audible "Amen" escape his lips, but he's never been a showy one. 

A few weeks ago, I found a $50 bill in a pocket of my wallet that I had forgotten I put there when we went on trip several months ago.  I texted him about this surprise savings account. 

His texted reply?

"Well, Amen." 

I laughed (and told him he was turning into a Hacker 30 years after the fact.) 
 
I went to a basketball game recently with a fellow who is still proud of his HACker heritage.  2 minutes left and a close game.  Crowd is cheering, chanting applauding the team and yelling other things at the refs.  A turnover - A quick drive - Two Hand Slam......and........you guessed it-------  HAAAAAAYYYYYMEEEEEEN!!!!!  Yep, we got some looks.
 
Binaca Chugger said:
I went to a basketball game recently with a fellow who is still proud of his HACker heritage.  2 minutes left and a close game.  Crowd is cheering, chanting applauding the team and yelling other things at the refs.  A turnover - A quick drive - Two Hand Slam......and........you guessed it-------  HAAAAAAYYYYYMEEEEEEN!!!!!  Yep, we got some looks.
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Never go to a sporting event with a confirmed HACker...this is common knowledge.
 
When a wife gives her HACker husband a sly smile, wink and asks if he wants to go to bed early and the HACker response?  HAAAYYYMEN!
 
I once worked with a guy that was as much as a gem as anybody. He loved everybody and he himself was more than likable. His only Achilles was he as a clutz and "open mouth, insert foot type.

He was a PCC grad and came to Pastors' School. One year Tom Malone was preaching. He may have been talking about his conversion. Anyway, here goes:


Malone (from the pulpit): We were under a tent. Five hundred people, singing and shouting and praising God. Then there were five hundred people outside ther tent.... (pause)

Likable friend (by himself, the only one saying anything among thousands): Huh yaaaaaaaa men!!!!

Malone: Cursing and and rioting and brawling.

All heads turn to Likable Friend as he sinks.



 
Baptist City Holdout said:
I once worked with a guy that was as much as a gem as anybody. He loved everybody and he himself was more than likable. His only Achilles was he as a clutz and "open mouth, insert foot type.

He was a PCC grad and came to Pastors' School. One year Tom Malone was preaching. He may have been talking about his conversion. Anyway, here goes:


Malone (from the pulpit): We were under a tent. Five hundred people, singing and shouting and praising God. Then there were five hundred people outside ther tent.... (pause)

Likable friend (by himself, the only one saying anything among thousands): Huh yaaaaaaaa men!!!!

Malone: Cursing and and rioting and brawling.

All heads turn to Likable Friend as he sinks.
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BWAAAHHHAHAHAHA!

Good story!
 
My wife was at work as a receptionist.  Some folks were talking in the waiting room about some local political issues.  After a comment was made, she responded with "I'll say AMEN to that!"  The other folks stopped and just looked at her before asking what she had just said.  She replied: "I'll say AMEN to that!"  An awkward pause followed before one person asked her: "What does that mean?"

She is such a HACkerette.
 
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