A Hackers New Year's Resolutions

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With the new year quickly approaching I thought it might be fun to see what kind of New Year's resolutions a Hacker might make.  Have fun!
 
To spend more time on my bus route.  I feel guilty that I currently spend only 33 hours working in the bus ministry each weekend.  I must step it up.
 
This is the year that I will learn to speed read.  I must defeat my three enemies - fixation, regression, and a lack of concentration.
 
I will learn to use an iron.  I always thought that leaving my shirts in the dryer for an hour and allowing them to sit for another hour would give them the "preacher boy" look.
 
I will only date girls that work in the bus ministry.  I am 50 and single but I'm sticking by my plan!
 
I will take HAC classes online and get my degree!  It is a shame for me to waste the 24 credits I received in my 14 years at HAC.
 
I will work a night job delivering pizzas in order to pay off my HAC school bill from 1987.
 
I will become more well rounded by watching more sports on t.v..  I wonder if the Spectacular Spurs are still good?
 
I will spend more time in prayer when I am dead tired.
 
I will try to remember more HACker trivia.....like Jackie-boys favorite cheer.

Rah-rah ree,
kick em in the knee......
Rah-rah rass,
Kick em in the other knee.....
 
I will become a student of Dr. Hyles' book "Let's Use Forms and Letters".
 
RAIDER said:
I will learn to use an iron.  I always thought that leaving my shirts in the dryer for an hour and allowing them to sit for another hour would give them the "preacher boy" look.
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I would hope you would learn to use an iron for your whole shirt. Not just the front. That way when you take off your sport coat the whole shirt will look ironed.

I also think you would want to launder the shirt before you iron in those yellow armpit stains young hackers are known for.
 
I will attempt to score more runs on the softball field than I get in my nylons while playing softball.
 
I will avoid reading any & all threads started my VM so the angry bitterness ooze doesn't get on me. 8)

 
I am going to make a still at the edge of the hac property. (been watching moonshiners)
 
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